an accurate representation of my ascent into adulthood
They are so many people that don’t know this is Dan I’m crying
How to get into college in 1983: get good grades
How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger
How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans.
How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable?
What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry
Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!
I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!
I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!
You are so beautiful and i love you!!!
I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.
what the fuck is this
dont kermit suicide
i need a moment